strips of tinfoil winking like people: Archive

i’m reading her twitter feed and just HATING her. this can’t be healthy. i am going to do something else now.

Dec 31st

lately this uncomfortableness has come over me

wherein every time i encounter anything having to do with zooey deschanel, i hate her just a little bit more. i just can’t stop hating her! and now i can’t even listen to she & him anymore. people keep posting that video of her and joseph gordon levitt singing that new years eve song on facebook and i get filled with these feelings of rage that are so overwhelming. it’s...

Dec 31st

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voice of reason/my mother: it is winter, you should have pants.
me: yes you are right.
cashier: thank you for the money, here are your pants.
me: i will put these on.
voice of reason/my mother: you are wearing pants, how grown up and reasonable of you.
me: I AM WALLOWING IN PANTS MISERY I HATE PAAAAANTS

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michael pitt michael pitt michael pitt strawberry & peanut butter m&ms snacks religion so many ideas for next semester imaginary friends ready to go back now

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reblog if you're sickeningly fucking gorgeous

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Helen Frankenthaler, Abstract Painter, Dies at 83... →

printeresting: There is “no formula,” she said in an interview in The New York Times in 2003. “There are no rules. Let the picture lead you where it must go.”

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PERFECT PLAN

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